For women only: I am sixty-six, six foot two, weigh 205, snowy white hair.?

I smoke cigarettes, drink whiskey, been known to tell lies and been married five times. I live alone with a dog named Buckshot that is better company than most people I know. I sometimes eat cold chili for breakfast with a shot of Wild Turkey. In short, I'm just about everything most women can't stand.

My question is: How come I can't walk through a grocery store without some lonely old skunk hitting on me.

For women only: I am sixty-six, six foot two, weigh 205, snowy white hair.?

You have sex appeal. That's not a bad thing...

"A confident person can impress people and will know how to interact. Confidence in a person is more appealing than his physical looks. A good looking but at the same time insecure person cannot impress people for long. We all want a convincing and confident dude. An individual whether male or female that has a different gait, style and attitude than an individual with a low self esteem."

For women only: I am sixty-six, six foot two, weigh 205, snowy white hair.?

Your tall, good lookin' for your age, don't give a hoot about what others think and women just find you irresistible. Those are your bad points, heehee...

For women only: I am sixty-six, six foot two, weigh 205, snowy white hair.?

Because he is gay.